just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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