would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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