the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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