Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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