How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i dont even know how to be here
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
