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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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