Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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