can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sorry about my life...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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