Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We just shotgunned beers for America
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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