watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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