I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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