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(360): View more from Washington

Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.

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You win. Erica always eats cat food.

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(409): View more from Texas

Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.

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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.

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(443): View more from Maryland

sorry I blacked out our whole relationship

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.

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