We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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