dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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