Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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