Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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