I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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