And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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