It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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