I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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