I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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