your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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