I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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