windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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