I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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