hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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