i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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