Little spoons don't ask big questions
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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