We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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