So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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