why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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