There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
