you guys were way drunker than both of me
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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