I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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