Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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