why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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