Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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