i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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