If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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