I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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