So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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