I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Michael Bay diarrhea
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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