Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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