I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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