Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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