i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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