So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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