I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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