Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
