did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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