Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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