Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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