4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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