I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she was so not down for the gang bang
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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