im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
